Hot Popcorn! Top 10 Favorite Eye-Candy Actresses

— Posted by Salty N. Buttery
And this is *not* to diminish their fine acting skills.  Or lack there of.  But let’s face it… sometimes, we’ll pay to see a movie we *know* is not good, because the eye candy is worth it.  Or wait for the Netflix option.  But I digress…
That’s right.  I love these women on the silver screen, regardless if it’s 2 thumbs up or a lot of rotten tomatoes.
So to kick off our new category: Hot Popcorn! — Here’s my Top 10 list of actresses I’d pay to see, regardless of how bad Erik and Lars say the movie is, counting down to number 1…

10. Halle Berry: I watched all of Cat Woman.  There’s the proof she belongs here.

9. Jessica Alba: The whole… Sue Storm… had its moments.  Hrm.  It had a lot of moments, actually.  I think I’ll be watching some FF tonight.

8. Lucy Liu.  Charlies Angels.  Ahhhh….

7. Eva Mendes: I had Will Smith envy after Hitch.  Nice wetsuit.  ’nuff said.

6. Jennifer Aniston: Nice girls don’t finish last.  They finish 6th.

5. Penelope Cruz: She pretty much just has to say stuff and look at the camera and I’m done for.

4. Jessica Biel: Was that Blade movie good?  Not sure.  All I remember is some serious crossbow skills.  And I may not even be remembering that correctly.

3. Kate Beckinsale: Van Helsing.  Leather.  That is all.

2. Ashley Green: Was it Twilight?  Ya, she was cute… but did you see those Sobe Lifewater body paint ads?  Google is your friend.

1. Angelina Jolie: I’d say she melts celluloid, but that’s so last century.  Other than Girl Interrupted, which was hot in its own offbeat way, she’s a friggin’ digital dominatrix.  Adopt my kid, Angelina!  We can then be all parental together.

Honorable mentions:
  • Megan Fox: I don’t like her, but most of you do, and I didn’t want to hear your flak about it.  Yay.
  • Ashley Judd: How much talent can one family have?  Freaky.  Loved her with Mr Freeman.
  • Charlize Theron: I think being that Wuornos chick sorta killed it for me.
  • Keira Knightley: I dunno.  Something about her wants to make her fall in love with me.
  • Winona Ryder: Shoplifting schmoplifting.  This is about movies.  Not real life.
  • Natalie Portman: I’d be with her in movies or real life.
  • Salma Hayek: She smolders.
  • Sandra Bullock: Jennifer was lonely as the only girl next door.
  • Kristen Stewart — but hey hon, can you smile or something?
Ok.  Toss out your faves, and let the popcorn throwing begin!
Mmmmm buttery!
You have read this article HOT POP CORN with the title Hot Popcorn! Top 10 Favorite Eye-Candy Actresses. You can bookmark this page URL Thanks!
Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...